Seals, polar bears and penguins by special request….. but in the mean time:
Big Bowl Salads
For the healthy: all £5.95: so not just for the wealthy healthy!
> Classic Caesar Salad, crisp leaves, ferociously tossed in chef’s own Caesar dressing, with crunchy croutons. Add a whole quid (£1) for chicken!
> Greek Feta: mixed mediteranean leaves, flown in this morning direct, with feta cheese chunks and olives, drizzled in olive oil.
> Smoked Salmon and Mango Salad: summer is always here on the Costa Wirral. The most salubrious salad we’ve ever tasted. (dictionary behind the bar ask your server for details).
> Sweet Chili Chicken, the legendary, best selling, any season, fashion is for today- style is forever, Hoylake Chicken Breast grilled, lovingly muddled with sweet chili, and laid to rest on a medley of mixed leaf
Sandwiches
None of that “open sandwich” nonsense in here: proper thick white, or brown (if your mum’s with you), so full with fillings you’ll need extra bread. 80’s classic “mighty-white” bread by special order. All £5.95, served with an ickle side salad and FAT homemade chips.
Choose from the following alarmingly good fillings:
> Sweet Chili Chicken > B.L.T > Smoked Salmon and cream cheese > Tomato basil and Mozzarella > Honey Roast Ham > Tuna Onion Mayo > Steak and Onion > Sausage onion and Tomato Relish.
Jackets
burn your mouth piping hot straight from the million degrees oven, all draped seductively and looking at you with “those eyes” in the following selection of jacket spud lingerie: all £4.95, served with side salad and a handful of chef’s chips.
Coleslaw (what exactly is it?), baked beans and melted cheese, tuna mayo, or ALL THREE! Add a £1 for the lot.
